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Cognatious Thunk.
It lacks.........zazz.
This journal may contain adult concepts.
Created on 2003-02-15 23:07:34 (#904485), last updated 2009-11-24
4,412 comments received, 4,577 comments posted
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Basic Info| Name: | Top-Shelf Chicken Wings |
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| Website: | Mental Squint (DevArt) |
Bio
Click these eggs to prevent herpes. Seriously. You've gotta click them. Or you'll get herpes. Shut up, just do it!
Metalocalypse: Dethklok![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} 20_inkspots challenge (unofficial)[ Writer: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} piedcrow ] [ Artist: vejiicakes ]Theme: Magic/Occult Click thumbnails for full post |
| 01 What you do comes back to thee |
02 "Look what I'm cooking up!" |
03 Crystal-gazing |
04 Midsummer's Eve |
05 Free in everything |
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| 06 "Did you see what I did?" |
07 A million shades of light |
08 Cursed you'll be |
09 The knots can't be undone |
10 It can only be used for good |
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| 11 With fear in your heart |
12 Summon, stir or call |
13 "You will be in a deep sleep" |
14 Ditch- delivered |
15 The ball at midnight |
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| 16 Put a candle in the window |
17 People fear what they don't... |
18 Believe in ghosts? |
19 This is the winter of despair |
20 Do what you will |
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~ Swing Dancers...guys, please do not grab me by my fat in order to lead me into a spin. It makes me not want to dance with you. In fact, it makes me want to kick you in the nards. Also, jerking me about so hard that I nearly sprain my armpit -- yes, it can happen -- does not make you more attractive to the other ladies on the dance floor. (In other news, come to Swing Central in RWC for a lot of fun, sprained armpits and nard-kicking -- aka, the Lindy Hop -- on Tuesday night)
~ People who come to my office...when I turn around and ask how I can help you, you do not need to stare at me in silence until I get up from my seat, come to the counter, suck your dick for you, then ask you AGAIN what you need. It is a service counter where we will process your paperwork should you come to us with it in hand. It is not a cash register at Safeway. Do you SEE this pile of shit on my desk? Trust me, it's all far more important than you. I can change your grades, asswad. Trust me, you don't want to make me get up if I don't have to.
Cafe Verfuhren is go for launch for round three at YaoiCon 2008! It just gets better and better! This is not to be missed. Seriously. Because I'll hunt you down if you don't go.
Please Note: If you've come here seeking fanfiction, you won't get it. I'm so done with that you can't even HANDLE it. If you're looking for fanart, look for me at California anime conventions and spend some pocket change to buy it off me. And please don't tell me to my face that you can just dowload it for free on DeviantArt. That's just asshole.
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007, adult swim, alan moore, alex ross, angels, anime, aquarium fish, art brut, ball pythons, banana stickers, barenaked ladies, bettas, brian froud, brit-rock, british comedy, cafe verfuhren, christian bale, classical music, cockatiels, comics, conventions, cosplay, dalmatians, danny elfman, david bowie, dethklok, dir en grey, double entendres, dragons, drawing, dressage, edgar allan poe, equitation, fantasy/sci-fi, final fantasy, flight of the conchords, flowers, futurama, galway kinnel, gaming, garth ennis, grant morrison, gregory maguire, harry potter, hide, horseback riding, house m.d., hugh laurie, intriguing people, j. michael straczynski, j.r.r. tolkien, james blunt, james joyce, jeeves & wooster, josh holloway, jpop, jrock, keane, law and order: svu, lindy hop, manga, marvel comics, melodic heavy metal, metalocalypse, mozart, muse, neil gaiman, neverwhere, nobuo uematsu, one piece, opera, orchids, parakeets, peet's, preacher, red dwarf, renaissance art, robbie williams, rpgs, san francisco, scissor sisters, sean bean, shinsengumi, show jumping, silent hill, slash, spider-man, spotted dogs, squidbillies, stephen fry, swing, t.s. eliot, taiga drama, tea, tea tasting, tenchi muyo, the authority, the prisoner, the simpsons, the ultimates, tim burton, trigun, ursula le guin, walt whitman, william shakespeare, william wordsworth, x-japan, yaoi
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